December 2011
Best part of 2011 for me.
Joining Tumblr.
Making awesome friends on here.
Seeing 30 Seconds to Mars live and having Jared wave to me and give me a thumbs up.
That’s about it.
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
peetapatronus:
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when i finally have sex
some girl: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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Yesterday my friend called the Doctor Who Christmas special
The Doctor, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
friend: I got an A on my calculus test
friend: I got a hot boyfriend
friend: I had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time I got four notes on a text post I made
I
am bored.
So i’m going to read for a bit then go to sleep.
kbye.
babyblainesus:
bless my soul
herc is on a roll
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response:
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome. i love unicorns, do you love unicorns?
